Open Question: Clean! very clean jokes!! Are these nice for a change?

8 September 2008, 5:42 am

1: A man goes to see a doctor and says to him, "I cannot sleep every night because my neighbor upstairs makes so much loud noise. He lets me get no sleep at all." The doctor says, "Oh, no problem! It's easy! I'll give you something, and you'll have a good sleep." The next day, the man goes to see the doctor again and complains, "I have taken the pills but still cannot sleep." The doctor says, "Oh, my God! They were earplugs for your ears!" #2: A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Poor guy, he had only been happily listening to his Walkman. #3: Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class." If these tickled your funny bone, a star would be a nice reward ::... read more

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