1 December 2011, 4:39 pm
Dopamine Rush is a new web community that provides a dopamine rush to its users by pointlessly awarding points when someone clicks on your name. Explanation: Patent pending. By Hanjabanja. ... Read More »
24 November 2011, 11:45 am
Badgeclout: the gamified reputation system that’s pay to play. To assign whuffie to a person, you have to buy it, in the form of virtual gifts like Rolodexes and heart-shaped boxes of chocolates. These gifts can then be traded or assigned like currency. Obviously, the whole thing sits on top o... Read More »
9 November 2011, 3:46 pm
At Rum & Monkey, we love our audience. You’ve been here with us since the beginning; on January 30, 2002, when we pulled the giant “on” switch and the city lights all flickered out – we like to think with joy – you were ready and waiting for the products of our fec... Read More »
7 July 2011, 7:03 am
Hi, America! Al Qaeda here. We’d like to thank you for changing your way of life in response to our activities over the last ten years. It’s fun to visit an airport or public place and see that familiar Al Qaeda stamp! Thanks to our friends at the TSA for making this possible. We’d... Read More »
11 November 2010, 4:11 pm
Editor’s note: Rum and Monkey has existed as a website since January 31, 2002, well before many of its visitors had mastered the art of fully autonomous toilet control. However, it is not yet the Internet giant it deserves to be. These are the notes from a recent meeting where plans to rectify... Read More »
3 July 2010, 9:13 pm
Poor blog, I still love you, you neglected piece of crap. Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glover, released his album Culdesac today. You can download it for free! Have some summer fun with Donald Glover and his indie-rap stylings. He produced it himself so you know it’s good and he’s got th... Read More »
30 May 2010, 5:25 pm
Bears. n. Big hairy chunks of snarl. Big teeth, powerful body, all-consuming love of salmon. Husky, large, manly gay men, with a lot of body hair. Beverages consumed by the illiterate. This article is about evading #1. Why might I want to evade a bear? Bears are large animals, with correspondingl... Read More »
28 May 2010, 2:06 am
What’s black and white and red all over? A smug iPad owner, bludgeoned to death with his device, bleeding all over the tastefully-rendered better-than-desktop website glowing prominently on its shimmering, crystalline screen. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the restrictive limita... Read More »
14 April 2010, 12:46 pm
Adam Ant has been doing some live shows lately (wearing mad makeup) and hanging out with Noel Fielding so it was simply a matter of time before he joined Gary Numan on stage and acted strange some more. Awww lookit this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZzxXUP64O0 This is always an acceptable look, ye... Read More »